Graphic Scales

About

During covid, I started doing a sequence of "funny graphic scales"... scales from 0 to 10 that I hope make you laugh and think. Or at least one of the two. :)

It started with just one, but now it's a series. Maybe I have a problem. Here's a list:

Child Pages

Related/Child Pages:

• Covid related:
  • Pandemic Safety Scale
  • Pandemic Hug Scale
• Dating related:
  • Love to Lust Scale
  • Flirting Comfort Scale
  • Sex Drive Scale
  • Maintenance Scale
  • Straight to Gay Scale
  • Monogamous to Polyamory Scale
• Misc:
  • Cheesiness Scale
  • Tech Savvy Scale
  • Tourist Scale
  • Financial Freedom Scale

Scales

Covid Related

The Pandemic Safety Scale a.k.a. COVID-19 Safety Scale (v2).... think Coronavirus responsibility scale from paranoid to irresponsible.

The Pandemic Hug Scale hug scale. And I'm was glad to see hugs coming back over 2022.

Dating Related

The Love to Lust Scale which I have many of my friends using on online dating.

The Flirting Comfort Scale (flirting may be affected by covid) which is useful to send your date before you get too carried away and scare them off!

The unofficial Sex Drive Scale as a way to talk about desire discrepancy and alignment.

The Maintenance Scale to send your friend, of either gender!

The playful unofficial Straight to Gay Scale which I made with some of my gay, lesbian and bisexual friends in mind.

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A Monogamous to Polyamory Scale which I made with some of my polyamorous friends in mind, and to help in online dating where more and more people are on the spectrum of exploration.

Misc

The Cheesiness Scale. Send it to your friend after he/she delivers you a bad pun.

The Tech Savvy Scale. If you can't figure out how to download this and send to your friend then... well are are pretty dang low on the scale. Ask your friend's kid to help.

The Tourist Scale for anyone who loves travel.

The Financial Freedom Scale to help inspire you to get to that next level of freedom.

Wishlist

Here's more I might get to soon!

• Silly:
  • Thriftiness Scale
  • Spiritual Cred
  • Love for Dogs (10 = "I just adopted my 3rd quarantine puppy")
  • Anger Scale (0 = "cold water", 10 = "chernobyl")
• Deeper questions:
  • Vulnerability Scale (private to open)
  • Attachment Style Scale (anxious to secure to avoidant)
  • Pursuing Life Purpose Scale
• Dating/naughty question:
  • Superficial Scale (from unpretentious to superficial)
  • Sugardaddy Scale (from hippy to golddigger)
  • Sexy Pain Scale (vanilla to holy crap)

Contact Me

Like these scales! Contact me at - especially if you have a new concept you think I should "scale up".

See Also

• COVID-19 - The article that started my obsession with "scales".