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So I visit this beautiful girl over the bay who likes [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hamilton_(musical) Hamilton the musical]. I notice '''It's Quiet Uptown''' and so I think this is '''My Shot'''. I get naked and I tell her: "You can't '''Say No to This'''. I'm gonna please you '''Non-Stop''' till you are '''Satisfied''' and '''You'll be Back''' for sure.".<br><br> | So I visit this beautiful girl over the bay who likes [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hamilton_(musical) Hamilton the musical]. I notice '''It's Quiet Uptown''' and so I think this is '''My Shot'''. I get naked and I tell her: "You can't '''Say No to This'''. I'm gonna please you '''Non-Stop''' till you are '''Satisfied''' and '''You'll be Back''' for sure.".<br><br> | ||
She told me I'd have to "'''Wait for It'''".<br><br> | She told me I'd have to "'''Wait for It'''".<br><br> | ||
| − | I tried to | + | I tried to sway her with my best line: "But baby, I'll be '''Your Obedient Servant'''".<br><br> |
She opened a bottle of '''Cabinet Battle #1''' and told me she needed to head off to see her friends and sisters to review '''The Reynolds Pamphlet'''.<br><br> | She opened a bottle of '''Cabinet Battle #1''' and told me she needed to head off to see her friends and sisters to review '''The Reynolds Pamphlet'''.<br><br> | ||
Next day she showed my dating profile to her friends and Misses Washington said "Oh.... '''I Know Him'''." | Next day she showed my dating profile to her friends and Misses Washington said "Oh.... '''I Know Him'''." | ||
Revision as of 16:27, 28 July 2022
About
I wrote this in 2022.... it's not a chain email, I just think it would be funny if it was. I only intend to sent it to one fan of Hamilton (the broadway production) :)
So I visit this beautiful girl over the bay who likes Hamilton the musical. I notice It's Quiet Uptown and so I think this is My Shot. I get naked and I tell her: "You can't Say No to This. I'm gonna please you Non-Stop till you are Satisfied and You'll be Back for sure.".
She told me I'd have to "Wait for It".
I tried to sway her with my best line: "But baby, I'll be Your Obedient Servant".
She opened a bottle of Cabinet Battle #1 and told me she needed to head off to see her friends and sisters to review The Reynolds Pamphlet.
Next day she showed my dating profile to her friends and Misses Washington said "Oh.... I Know Him." "Oh We Know", said one of the The Schuyler Sisters. "He slept with me at A Winter's Ball", said the Schuyler, Defeated.
The sisters immediately call me on the phone: "Listen here mister. You had Washington on Your Side and you'd think That Would Be Enough, but instead you Blow Us All Away... well *History Has Its Eyes on You* now".
So What Comes Next you ask? My women gave me Ten Duel Commandments then dumped me. I tried to be the playboy but I guess The World Wasn't Wide Enough for Alexandra Hamilton.
