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Guess what? Publishing a book is really easy! I wish I had known how-to self publish' years ago! I like to publish on Amazon (free self-publishing) via Kindle Direct Publishing. Below is a list of books I've published. I hope you decide to check out one of my books and I would be extremely grateful if you wrote me a review as this will encourage me to write more books, and improve the chances that one of my books and author-career might "take off" beyond just a hobby project.
PS: Most of my books I price very cheaply (about as cheap as allowed) because for me writing is about passion and I don't do it for profit (actually it runs at a loss because I usually gift books away for free)!
My Books
My books are listed under amazon.com/author/andrewnoske:
Title: Ice Cream = Sex: What your flavor says about your fantasy, and how to make it happen
Publication date: .... Apr 29, 2020
Description: Imagine two scoops of laugh-out-loud comedy mixed with one scoop of delicious sexiness and drizzled with thoughtfulness in a coffee table book choc-chip full of beautiful, glossy color photography. Relatively few people are good at expressing their secret sexual fantasies, but *nobody* has trouble talking about ice cream! Just like great sex, the book has wonderful attention to detail, with color-coded pages, playful sections on tantric sex and BDSM, and a practical section at the end about having a safe sex conversation. This probably isn't what you'd expect from a book that claims to know your sexual desires based on what ice cream you like. Superficially, 'Ice Cream = Sex' is a comedy, with wildly suggestive comparisons between your choice of toppings and what you might enjoy in the bedroom. It's the perfect gift for a friend to make them blush, or to whip out at a dinner party to make everyone laugh. With its sensual photography of mouth-watering ice cream and tantalizing people, it will leave you hungry...
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Title: The Ice Cream Flavors and Sexual Fantasy Guidebook: What flavor are you?
Publication date: .... Aug 5, 2020
Description: This book thoughtfully asks the question 'what's your favorite ice cream flavor' and then delves into two of the sweetest parts of life. Sex and ice cream. Imagine two scoops of comedy mixed with one scoop of sexy and drizzled with thoughtfulness. It's a book with a purpose that needs to be read to be understood. With its beautiful photography of mouth-watering ice cream and sexy people, it will leave you hungry for the next page. It even starts with a safe sex conversation. This version has been adapted from the 6x6 inch 'Ice Cream = Sex: What your flavor says about your fantasy', to include just the best bits. If 6 inches isn't enough, this book is 8.5x8.5 inches and includes just the best bits from the original, in a form that allows wider distribution.
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Title: Funny Team Names: The Comprehensive Guide to Winning Best Team Name and Being Memorable In Your Pointless Team Event or Alcoholic Trivia Club
Publication date: .... May 28, 2020
Description: Wouldn't it be nice, to just once, win the funniest team name prize at trivia? This book is a comprehensive list of 800 funny team names - everything from 'Southern Discomfort', to 'Fat Married People', 'Industrial Fuzz Bunnies', 'Unsolicited Penis Photos', 'Your Local Prostitutes', 'Eric’s Little Swimmers' and then the names too rude to put on the back cover. Yeah, that gets you wondering. This book covers everything from sports teams to fitness groups, social clubs, planning committees, game nights, trivia teams, book-reading clubs, or even that team-building exercise that your boss is forcing you to do. Yet this book is more than just a list of laugh-out-loud inappropriate group names. It also trains you to always be kick ass at naming a team. To learn the techniques to create something unique and funny. Even if you suck at the game, you’ll be memorable and make all your lousy teammates smile, and that’s the next best thing to winning. Enjoy the read!
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Title: Limitless Questions: The Ultimate Guide to Authentic Connection with Friends, Family and Dates Through Deep Question and Answer
Publication date: .... Oct 12, 2021
Description: Ever run out of questions on dates, or even with workmates at lunch? Ouchie. Worry no more! Keep this little booklet in your pocket and you'll never run out of things to talk about. Pretty soon you won't need to carry the booklet, you'll have the best material memorized. This book has over 600 questions, but more importantly, explains how to become an incredible conversationalist. You'll be the most fun person you know, not because of any material status... but because you'll quickly learn how to deeply relate, appreciate others, and evoke interest in people, through humor, vulnerability, trust, and.... limitless questions!
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Title: Consent to Kiss: Reducing victims of sexual violation via the CTK campaign and changing the social norms for kissing
Publication date: .... Jul 20, 2022
Description: Imagine a world where women all over the world felt safe going on dates with men. That may feel like a pipedream, but the Consent to Kiss (CTK) campaign aims to reduce sexual violations from forced kisses and worse by hundreds of millions. We can do this by changing social norms and starting the start of consent dialog one step earlier than the bedroom. Let's let women state on their online dating profiles that they expect to be asked for consent with the letters 'CTK'. Let's show our children and the world sexy examples of men respecting asking for consent so that we might end this idea that any man can grab a woman's head for a kiss without any warning consent or repercussions. This book challenges the social norms put in place by film, TV, and other media and shows there is another way.
Inside this book you will find new research on unwanted kisses and so much more. ...
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Title: An Honest Politician: School for Future World Leaders
Publication date: .... Aug 18, 2022
Description: John Miller is the world’s most recognizable movie star, and Ethan Miles, a political science graduate, has convinced him to join a revolutionary new 'School for World Leaders' and run for president of the United States. Together, their ideas and friendship might just change the world before growing corruption and a looming war with Russia threatens to take away all the people they love.
This book represents a 110-minute movie screenplay with a purpose. This work was motivated by the 2022 invasion of Ukraine, which deeply affected the author. The author wished that the United States and other countries would more actively help a country in need against a tyrannical dictator. For the US to help another country without any motive of revenge or resource gain. To do the right thing. This is a movie that could help inspire a generation of the youngest and brightest minds to get politically involved and make a difference. ...
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Title: Homeless on Haight: Beautiful stories of falling down, of poverty, of feeling invisible, and tales of hope on one of San Francisco's most iconic streets
Publication date: .... Jun 14, 2023
Description: Haight-Ashbury is the lively neighborhood in San Francisco made famous in the 1960s as the epicenter of the hippie movement and home to influential revolutionaries, musicians, and cult leaders. Today, Haight Street epitomizes San Francisco in a different way. It bustles with tourists and wealthy residents who drink coffee, buy expensive vintage clothes, and frown as they ignore or step over people who sleep in the street in the cold. There are thousands of people in San Francisco and this book tells the stories of nine homeless people on Haight Street. All the photos in this book were taken on or near Haight-Ashbury and the stories range between uplifting and heartbreaking.
By telling these stories this book hopes to humanize the homeless. The invisible people. It encourages us all to be kinder and more aware of the fact that homelessness can happen to anyone. Most United States citizens are just one or two unfortunate accidents or events away from being on the streets.
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Title: The Little Book of Dance Inspiration: Unlocking freedom in movement & authenticity in dance
Publication date: .... Jul 2, 2023
Description: This book won’t tell you how to dance. It will inspire you how to feel. How to unleash your creative dance genius. To grow. Never again will you feel stagnant or stuck on the dance floor. Never again will you run out of moves. Unlock your inner child, roar, roll on the floor, leap, pause, spin, change your perspective and learn how to dance with others in a way that will touch your heart. Each page has stunning and inspiring images and ideas for dance.
'The Little Book of Dance Inspiration' is a juicy book of ideas that will bring joy to anyone who enjoys free dancing in their living room, in an ecstatic dance church, or in modern dance. Some people dance to perform for others... some people just dance to bring themselves joy.
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Summary
If I can write books, anyone can! I wrote an article to inspire you called: "Publishing". I hope this inspires you to write your own book, or maybe check out one of mine and leave me a fun review! In my case I definitely don't write books with the goal of profit, I do it for love and have gifted away hundreds of copies of my books to friends and family with some great feedback. :)
Sincerely,
Andrew Noske
Links
- KDP.com - Self-publish eBooks and paperbacks for free with Kindle Direct Publishing, and reach millions of readers on Amazon
- Wikipedia - Kindle Direct Publishing - Wikipedia.